Chak De India DialoguesChak De India

Sattar(70) Minute, sattar min hai tumhare paas. Shayad yeh.. tumhare zindagi ke sab se? khaas sattar minute. Aaj tum aacha khelo ya bura khelo, yeh sattar minute tumhe zindagi bhar yaad rahenge. To kaise khelna hai.. aaj mein tumhe nahin bataunga.. Bas itna kahunga, ki jao aur yeh sattar minute jee bhar kar khelna.. kyunki iske baad aane wali zindagi mein chahe kuch sahi ho ya na ho.. chahe kuch rahe ya na rahe.. haro ya jeeto..lekin yeh sattar minute.. tumse koi nahin cheen saktha, Kyunki mein jaanta hu ki aagar yeh sattar minute is team ka har player apn zindagi ki sabse badiya hockey khel gaya.. to yeh satar min khuda bhi tumse vapis nahin maang sakta. 
FANAA Dialogues
FANAA

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khushi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Mushkil Lagta Hai Usse Door Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Door Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.

tere dil mein meri saanson ko panaah mil jaaye
tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaaye
adhoori saans thi dhadkan adhoori thi adhooren the ham
magar ab chaand poora hain falak pe aur ab pooren hain hum

Ankhen to pyar me dil ki zuban hoti hai,
sachchi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya ghabaraanaa,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai....

Door Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.
Hum Who Khushbu hain Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye,
Khud Apni Saanson Ko Rok Paoge Kaise.

Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.
Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,
Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Karte

Rone de tu aaj hamako, tu aankhe sujane de
Baho me lele aur khud ko bheeg jane de
hai jo seene me quaid dariya wo choot jayega
hai itna dard ki tera daaman bheeg jayega..
Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham Dialogues
Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham

"Zindagi mein kuch banna ho, Kuch hasil karna ho, Kuch jeetna ho, To hamesha apne dil ki suno, Aur ager dil se bhi koi jawaab na aaye ... To apni aankhein band karke apni Maa aur Baba ka naam lo ... Phir dekhna tum her manzil paa sakoge, Her mushkil aasan ho jayegi, Jeet tumhari hogi ..... Sirf tumhari..."
Kal Ho Naa Ho Dialogues
Kal Ho Naa Ho

"Aaj..... Aaj ek Haseen aur baant loon.... Aaj ek Dua aur mang loon....Aaj ek aansoo aur pee loon... Aaj ek Zindagi aur ji loon...Aaj ek Sapna aur dekh loon.....Aaj..... Kya pata Kal Ho Naa Ho!!!"
Rang de Basanti Dialogues
Rang de Basanti

Aamir Khan: Collage de gate de is taraf hum life ko nachate hain to dusri taraf life humhe nachati hai.

Agar tune mujhe phir se hath lagaya to hath todkar aisi jagah gusa dunga ke jindgibar khana khana bhi muhse padega aur nikalna bhi.
Baby Dialogue


Sushant: Sara Kuch Bata Toh Diya Tha, Phir Kyun Mara?
Akshay: Aadat Hai...
Contributed by - Baby
Sushant Singh: Aah! Saara kuch bata toh diya tha. Phir kyun maara?
Akshay Kumar: Aadat hai.
Contributed by - rahul
Suna Hai Kasab Ko Acwala Kamra Diya Tha Yeh Logon Ne, Us Se Toh Jyada Hi Kiye Hai Hum.
Contributed by - Kay Kay
Rasheed Naz: Jab tak Kashmir se India waapas nahi jaata, Mohammad Rehman aapke giraft mein nahi aa sakta!
Contributed by - rahul
Rasheed Naz: Hum India ko jaante hai. Woh kuch bhi nahi kar sakenge. Woh sirf baatein karte rehte hai.
Contributed by - rahul
Mil Jaate Hain Kuch Officers Hume,
Thode Pagal Thode Adiyal,
Jinke Dimag Main Sirf Desh Aur Desh Bhakti Gumti Rehti Hai.
Yeh Desh Ke Liye Marna Nahi Chahte,
Balki Jeena Chahte Hain.
Taaki Aakhri Saas Tak Desh Ki Raksha Kar Sake.
Contributed by - Danny
Mil jaate hai thode officers humein. Thode paagal. Thode adiyal. Jinke dimaag mein sirf desh aur deshbhakti ghoomti rehti hai. Yeh desh ke liye marna nahi chahte. Balki jeena chahte hai. Taaki aakhri saans tak desh ki raksha kar sake.
Contributed by - rahul
Mikaal Zulfiqar: Iss saal bahut saari Diwali hai. Kab tak ruk sakoge?
Kay Kay Menon: Suna hai Kasab ko AC wala kamra diya tha tum logo ne. Usse toh zyaada hi kiye hai hum.
Contributed by - rahul
Mikaal Zulfiqar: Aap mere saath aisa nahi kar sakte
Akshay Kumar: Main kuch bhi kar sakta hoon
Contributed by - rahul
Is Saal Bahot Saari Diwali Hai, Kab Tak Rok Sakoge.
Contributed by - Baby
Danny Denzongpa: Sir nothing will be offshore about this. If something goes wrong, Ajay hamara aadmi tha hi nahi.
Akshay Kumar: Yes Sir
Contributed by - rahul
Danny Denzongpa: Sir Bilal ko dhoond nikalne ka isse accha mauka kabhi nahi milega.
Boss: Kab karna hai?
Akshay Kumar: Agle chaubees ghante mein
Boss: Plan kya hai Feroz?
Danny Denzongpa: Sorry sir
Boss: Plan kya hai?
Danny Denzongpa: I heard you the first time. Sorry sir.
Contributed by - rahul
Anupam Kher: Sir mujhe iss aadmi ke saath kaam nahi karna. Yeh hamesha phasata hai sir. Bahut hi reckless kisam ka aadmi hai.
Danny Denzongpa: Koi update?
Anupam Kher: It̢۪s too late. I think we should abort.
Akshay Kumar: Sir wait karenge.
Anupam Kher: Ajay if we stay, our cover will be blown.
Akshay Kumar: Sir wait karenge.
Anupam Kher: Arre Ajay Nahi, Nahi, Nahi. Ajay tere saath ...
Contributed by - rahul
Shamitabh dialogues


Tum Log Mujhe Dhundh Rahe Ho Aur Main Tumhara Yanha Intezaar Kar Raha Hun.
Contributed by - Shamitabh
Scotch Main, Paani Woh, Mixing, Hai Koi Paani Jo Chadhti Hai Whisky Ke Bina? Paani Needs Whisky, Whisky Ko Zaroorat Nahi Kiski.
Contributed by - Shamitabh
Mein Finished... Toh Tu Bhi Finished
Contributed by - Shamitabh
Kyun Timing Bahot Kharab Chal Rahi Hai?
Sexy Actress Nahi Mil Rahi Hai Toh Abhi Director Pe Bhi Chance Maar Rahe Ho?
Kiss My Arse Monkey!
Contributed by - Shamitabh
It Is Not Picture It Is Mixture... Mixture
Contributed by - Shamitabh
Aap Media Ke Log Toh Ek Aadmi Ki Shakal Aur Aawaz Ke Beech Main Bhi Nafrat Paida Kar Sakte Hain
Contributed by - Shamitabh
Aap Ki Aawaz Iske Muh Se Aachi Lagti Hai Na? Yeh Aawaz Ek Kutte Ke Muh Se Bhi Aachi Lagegi.
Contributed by - Shamitabh
Tum Log Mujhe Dhundh Rahe Ho Aur Main Tumhara Yanha Intezaar Kar Raha Hun.
Contributed by - Shamitabh
Scotch Main, Paani Woh, Mixing, Hai Koi Paani Jo Chadhti Hai Whisky Ke Bina? Paani Needs Whisky, Whisky Ko Zaroorat Nahi Kiski.
Contributed by - Shamitabh
Mein Finished... Toh Tu Bhi Finished
Contributed by - Shamitabh
Kyun Timing Bahot Kharab Chal Rahi Hai?
Sexy Actress Nahi Mil Rahi Hai Toh Abhi Director Pe Bhi Chance Maar Rahe Ho?
Kiss My Arse Monkey!
Contributed by - Shamitabh
It Is Not Picture It Is Mixture... Mixture
Contributed by - Shamitabh
Aap Media Ke Log Toh Ek Aadmi Ki Shakal Aur Aawaz Ke Beech Main Bhi Nafrat Paida Kar Sakte Hain
Contributed by - Shamitabh
Aap Ki Aawaz Iske Muh Se Aachi Lagti Hai Na? Yeh Aawaz Ek Kutte Ke Muh Se Bhi Aachi Lagegi.
Contributed by - Shamitabh