Tawaifo ke takdeer mein shauhar nahin hote
Babuji ne kaha………………………
Kaun Kambakht Bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai... main to isi liye peeta hoon ke hosh main na reh saku
Kitney aasani se ginwa diya ki tumhe har pal meri yaad aati thi, magar yeh kabhi nahi socha ki un palo mein beeta toh main hi tha... diya tum jalati thi lekin us mein jalta toh mein hi tha
Others
“Tum jis school mein padhte ho hum uske headmaster rah chuke hain...”
Vinod Khanna in Haath ki Safai
“Main tumhe bhool jaaon yeh ho nahin sakta, aur tum mujhe bhool jao ye main hone nahi doonga,” Suneil Shetty to Shilpa in Dhadkan
“Yahaan pishaab karna mana hai....oye kamaal hai ji. Hum yahaan pishaab karne thode hi aaye hain?” Ranvir Shorey in Khosla Ka Ghosla
“Eh circuit tu sala gaon jaake kya karega tere ko tu hal bhi chalana nahin aata,” Sanjay Dutt in Munnabhai
“Eh bhai agar hal mein chalaunga to sala behal kya karega,” Arshad Warsi as Circuit in Munnabhai MBBS
“Aisi jagah marungi, na khud utth payega, na kuch uttha payega,” Isha Koppikar in Kya Kool Hai Hum
“Shaadi chote bhai ke saath aur suhaag raat bade bhai ke saath,” Akshaye Khanna in Race
“Jo pyar kamyab ho uske baare mein baat karne ki zaroorat nahi hoti, aur jo pyar na kamyab ho uske baare mei baat karne ka faayda nahi,” Saif Ali Khan in Hum Tum
“Main Teja hun kyonki mera naam bhi Teja hai,” Paresh Rawal in Andaaz Apna Apna
“Dava bhi kam na aaye koyee duaa na lage mere khuda kisiko pyaar ki hava na lage”
Aamir Khan in Sarfarosh
“Khada ho jaoon ya iske liye bhi license chahiye. Aap kehte hai main kanoon ke khilaaf hoon. 40 saal pehle ek aur aadmi tha jo kanoon ke khilaaf tha, aaj hum unko Bapu kehte hai,” Abhishek Bachchan in Guru
“Dosti ki hai – nibhani toh padegi. Friendship mein no sorry, no thank you,” Salman Khan in Maine Pyar Kiya
“Police ne tumhe charon taraf se gher liya hain – apne aap ko kannon ke haawale kar do”
“Maine aapka namak khaaya hai”
“Agar tune maa ka dudh piya hai, to bahar nikal”
“Jab tak bhetne ko na kaha jaye kharay raho! Yeh police station hai tumaray baap ka ghar nahi!”
“Main Tumhare Bacche Ki Maa Banne Wali Hoon”
“Mujhe Bhagwan Ke Liye Chhod Do”
In every courtroom scene:
Defence: Par iska is case se kya talluk hai
Prosecutor: Talluk hai your honour bahut gehra talluk hai
Babuji ne kaha………………………
Kaun Kambakht Bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai... main to isi liye peeta hoon ke hosh main na reh saku
Kitney aasani se ginwa diya ki tumhe har pal meri yaad aati thi, magar yeh kabhi nahi socha ki un palo mein beeta toh main hi tha... diya tum jalati thi lekin us mein jalta toh mein hi tha
Others
“Tum jis school mein padhte ho hum uske headmaster rah chuke hain...”
Vinod Khanna in Haath ki Safai
“Main tumhe bhool jaaon yeh ho nahin sakta, aur tum mujhe bhool jao ye main hone nahi doonga,” Suneil Shetty to Shilpa in Dhadkan
“Yahaan pishaab karna mana hai....oye kamaal hai ji. Hum yahaan pishaab karne thode hi aaye hain?” Ranvir Shorey in Khosla Ka Ghosla
“Eh circuit tu sala gaon jaake kya karega tere ko tu hal bhi chalana nahin aata,” Sanjay Dutt in Munnabhai
“Eh bhai agar hal mein chalaunga to sala behal kya karega,” Arshad Warsi as Circuit in Munnabhai MBBS
“Aisi jagah marungi, na khud utth payega, na kuch uttha payega,” Isha Koppikar in Kya Kool Hai Hum
“Shaadi chote bhai ke saath aur suhaag raat bade bhai ke saath,” Akshaye Khanna in Race
“Jo pyar kamyab ho uske baare mein baat karne ki zaroorat nahi hoti, aur jo pyar na kamyab ho uske baare mei baat karne ka faayda nahi,” Saif Ali Khan in Hum Tum
“Main Teja hun kyonki mera naam bhi Teja hai,” Paresh Rawal in Andaaz Apna Apna
“Dava bhi kam na aaye koyee duaa na lage mere khuda kisiko pyaar ki hava na lage”
Aamir Khan in Sarfarosh
“Khada ho jaoon ya iske liye bhi license chahiye. Aap kehte hai main kanoon ke khilaaf hoon. 40 saal pehle ek aur aadmi tha jo kanoon ke khilaaf tha, aaj hum unko Bapu kehte hai,” Abhishek Bachchan in Guru
“Dosti ki hai – nibhani toh padegi. Friendship mein no sorry, no thank you,” Salman Khan in Maine Pyar Kiya
“Police ne tumhe charon taraf se gher liya hain – apne aap ko kannon ke haawale kar do”
“Maine aapka namak khaaya hai”
“Agar tune maa ka dudh piya hai, to bahar nikal”
“Jab tak bhetne ko na kaha jaye kharay raho! Yeh police station hai tumaray baap ka ghar nahi!”
“Main Tumhare Bacche Ki Maa Banne Wali Hoon”
“Mujhe Bhagwan Ke Liye Chhod Do”
In every courtroom scene:
Defence: Par iska is case se kya talluk hai
Prosecutor: Talluk hai your honour bahut gehra talluk hai