dialogues of Andaz Apna Apna

Bhabhi hogi teri aur shadi hogi meri

Mussal dekha mussal ... masal ke rakh doonga

Shakal se to bidi ke kharkhane ka majdoor lagta hai ... saala choosa hua aam

Galti se mistake ho gaya

Yeh aap idhar idhar kya dekh rahe hain ... udhar idhar dekhiye, udhar idhar

Bread ka baadshah aur omelet ka raja ... Bajaj ... hamara Bajaj

Crime master Gogo naam hai mera ... aankhen nikaal kar gotiyaan khelta hoon main

Do dost ek pyale mein chai piyenge ... isse dosti badti hai

Teja main hoon ... mark idhar hai

Aapne bataya nahin aaj mera birthday hai

Hilna nahin, hilna nahin ... nahin toh hila ke rakh doonga

Jab dil tootta hai toh uska asar seedha dimag par hota hai

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